by Wowoman
a wobservationis a wacky observation. Look it up. If it's not there, why don't you buy a bigger dictionary tightwad
3-17-00
EXCITING MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH
AFOOT!
Do you think your toes have
been getting too cozy with each other lately?
Then you need TOE PROTECTORS.
Did you pull out a drawer
and drop it on your foot you pathetic klutz?
Then you need TOE PROTECTORS.
Are you ultra aggressive when
playing feetsies?
Then you need TOE PROTECTORS.
Do you have way too much room
in your shoes?
Then you need TOE PROTECTORS.
Toe protectors can be cut
to fit all size toes. It may be a little small on your big toe, and don't
think that your pinky toe disappeared on you.
Insulating gel foot baths
are a mess. You need TOE PROTECTORS.
If you think these look like
overpriced band aids, good news…you don't need BRAIN LOBE PROTECTORS.
And now FREE SHIPPING which
means you save $24.95 (they're alot heavier than they look)
3-25-00
March is sports sympathy month. The cover of Sports Illustrated boldly states "Why The Red Sox Will Win The World Series". The subtitle reads "Reason No. 1- Pedro Martinez." I couldn't help but notice that there was no "reasons 2-infinity!" The only successful one man teams in history have been Michael Jordan and the blind hairy guy who won the circle jerk. You flip through the S.I. pages to find a photograph of Pedro's freakishly concave fingers. He's not from the Dominican Republic…they drafted him from a traveling circus! (he's good friends with the blind hairy guy)
You've Been Looking For Love in All The Wrong Places!(that doesn't mean you type in 'sex' as your keyword)
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