by Wowoman

a wobservationis a wacky observation. Look it up. If it's not there, why don't you buy a bigger dictionary tightwad

3-17-00

EXCITING MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH AFOOT!
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Did you pull out a drawer and drop it on your foot you pathetic klutz?
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Are you ultra aggressive when playing feetsies?
Then you need TOE PROTECTORS.
Do you have way too much room in your shoes?
Then you need TOE PROTECTORS.
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Insulating gel foot baths are a mess. You need TOE PROTECTORS.
If you think these look like overpriced band aids, good news…you don't need BRAIN LOBE PROTECTORS.
And now FREE SHIPPING which means you save $24.95 (they're alot heavier than they look)

3-25-00

March is sports sympathy month. The cover of Sports Illustrated boldly states "Why The Red Sox Will Win The World Series". The subtitle reads "Reason No. 1- Pedro Martinez."  I couldn't help but notice that there was no "reasons 2-infinity!"  The only successful one man teams in history have been Michael Jordan and the blind hairy guy who won the circle jerk.  You flip through the S.I. pages to find a photograph of Pedro's freakishly concave fingers. He's not from the Dominican Republic…they drafted him from a traveling circus! (he's good friends with the blind hairy guy)

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