A friend and I are having a disagreement. I believe that more ugly
women have boyfriends than ugly men have girlfriends. He thinks
the opposite. Pain in the ass. Good thing he's cute. I decided
to settle this democratically. Feel free to vote more than once
if you're on my side. Otherwise, one person one ballot. Please
vote. Your voice is important. Of course I'm only talking to the
people on my side. The rest of you can feel free to fall into
that category of American who never makes it to the booth on election day but rants on that the country
is going to hell.
When you have to choose between macaroni and potato salad at a bad family picnic,
while they both may seem the same, one is usually safer. It could always be
worse. Potatoroni salad, your sister-in-law's culinary vision. Your brother
didn't marry her for her kitchen skills. Just realize that you do have options.
All those in favor say "aye." All those against say
"nay." All those abstaining, can I have your condoms?