Welcome to the world of Tony Garfield. Tony Garfield is a singer songwriter best known for his work on the outgoing answering machine melody "Thanks for calling me, I am not home. Please leave a message at the sound of the tone. At the tonnnnnnne. At the tone."  His follow up incoming message melody "Andy Pettite sucks" met with no success and a humiliated Tony was forced to flee to Koala Lampur.
Here is an adorable photo of Tony during the Golden Years wearing SPF "Melanoma, make my day!"

Actually this is Tony in Indonesia. Before he was arrested for crooning "Springtime for Suharto"

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