Welcome to the world
of Tony Garfield. Tony Garfield is a singer songwriter best known for his
work on the outgoing answering machine melody "Thanks for calling me, I
am not home. Please leave a message at the sound of the tone. At the tonnnnnnne.
At the tone." His follow up incoming message melody "Andy Pettite
sucks" met with no success and a humiliated Tony was forced to flee to
Koala Lampur.
Here is an adorable photo of Tony during
the Golden Years wearing SPF "Melanoma, make my day!"
Actually this is Tony in Indonesia. Before
he was arrested for crooning "Springtime for Suharto"
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