Never embark on a crime spree sober. Or you won't have any lame defense at your disposal.
Figure 1A- my weak cohort taking charge

Figure 1B  "Oh you're supposed to open it first?"

Figure 1C  Never send a man to do a woman's job
Figure 1D  Well look who's trying to take credit! You mean I chipped my tooth for nothing?!"

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