An overwound Ben busied himself experimenting with potent cannabis and ordinary household dish soap. With his blackjack skills now impaired, I saw my big chance...

It was time to turn the tide. I clicked the heels of my voodoo boots AND...

Guess who won the next hand?

Guess who couldn't handle it like an adult?

Guess who's REALLY immature!
 

<-----Wait, I forgot how the story began
 

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