Above: My favorite piece of junk mail of all time (even better than
the one that promises me billions, never mind the nasty thieving fine print)
Since when are companies profitable? What if I have 5 mil in revenues
and one penny profit? This guy wants to have his cake and eat it too. He
doesn’t understand e-commerce.
Business Model:
Pitch idea H Ross Perot style,lavish abundance of line graphs, pie
graphs, bar graphs, but definitely no polygraphs!
Obtain seed money. Open Swiss bank account. Spend huge amounts of money
on advertising. Fund actual project. In that order.
Give away product free and hope sympathetic users donate a buck here
and there.
When the well runs dry…IPO.
I’d love to call up this guy on April 1st but I couldn’t keep a straight face while discussing my multimillion dollar buyout. Which would have to include a couple of naked manservants, a case of pepsi, and that shampoo I like that’s no longer on the market (if you want the deal badly enough you’ll find it)
I will not be accepting any bids under a million or that aren't a multiple of five (fetish of mine). And absolutely no pennies... how much profit can one woman stand!