Da Bombers What do you think of the New York Yankees? Would it be really terrible if I salted the stadium pretzels with powdered anthrax? Leave me alone! Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to resume choking on my own blood! Shoeless Joe Jackson. Don't kid yourself. It's all fixed! I bet Don King is even involved! The Lord gave us 10 fingers. That means a maximum of 10 World Series rings! And no toe rings! I love NY! Not counting subway rats, pollution and the Mets (but I repeat myself) F*ck! How am I going to get Debbie to go double or nothing? Brought up from the farm my eye! Yankee$ bought that team! .....Um, where can I get one? Life is too unfair! Get me Kevorkian! Yeah hi Dr. K, it's uh...Joe Torre. come quick! No anesthetic! I wasnt sweatin'. I so knew the Yankees would win. I am a calm & composed human being. EEEEEEE!!!!!! I guess it's too late to jump off the WTC. Meet me at the Empire State. That WTC joke was in really poor taste. I expect that sort of thing from a Yankee fan. Yo! Does Jeter have a great ass or what? Im not gay or nuthin', just makin' an obzavation... "California here we come, right back where we started from!" Attention! Dan Duquette has just fired the entire Yankee lineup so ha! What did I miss? View Results