Standing president Mr. Clinton, no stranger to private booths
Clinton "Pissed Off"
That He's Not on Ballot
President Clinton announced on Election
Day that he was "pissed off" about not being on the ballot.
"It don't even say 'Mr. and Mrs.'
where Hillary's name is. F*ck this two term bullsh*t," he hollered during
a tantrum he later apologized for. Openly expressing his concern that ex
presidents "don't get as much p*ssy", he also made known his disapproval
of his wife's attempt to "wear the family pants."
"Hil looks much better in skirts,"
President Clinton observed, "She has very bulbous thighs."
When asked about his support for Gore,
Clinton responded, " Eight years that meathead has been conniving for my
job. When your Kentucky Fried Chicken starts to taste like liquid drain
cleaner, you have to wonder who your friends really are." Asked about Bush,
Clinton had no kinder words to say.
"That boy is so darn dumb that if
his paw didn't call him Junior, I don't think he'd remember his own name,"
Bill remarked unflinchingly. "I guess I'm votin' Nader," he continued reluctantly.
"I'm for world peace, greenpeace,
piece of ass, and all that good stuff."
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