These pictures were taken by my casio camera watch. It was a Hanukah present (thank you Indi!), a good choice I might add, enough latke cakes already! Although cosmetically the watch is rather ugly, overall it's a gizmorific gizmo. The documentation is kinda annoying. Instead of including a chubby manual with the same instructions written in 15 different languages, how about a pamphlet with nice diagrams (I bet you didn't know "bedienungsanleitung" meant "user's guide" in German. Because you're not worldly like I am. ) Fortunately (or unfortunately) there aren't that many buttons on the watch so you can feel your way if you have the time (haha. get it?)(laugh or I'll take a bad picture of you!)

Pro:
I can photograph the guy who mugs me. Who probably won't want the watch because it looks like the kind of watch you get free with a magazine subscription

Con:
The pictures are very unflattering because of the angle and resolution. Even the DMV has too much pride to use this.
 

  Successful infrared transfer. Tony was snoozing. He didn't feel a thing!

This is a cute picture, isn't it? Indi the giftgiver decided to open my gift for me and take a series of snapshots before picking this one out. A nice thought but I still don't like people opening gifts for me. Unless it's one of those snakes that pops out of the can or the punching glove on a spring. But then who would be giving that to unassuming me (who shakes presents before opening them) Yknow I hate that snapping gum prank too. I don't even like it when people crack their gum. My sister is the queen of this. She puts a piece of gum in her mouth and it's Zorba with dishes.  She also twirls her hair which drives me crazy. I'm so glad I grew up with tolerable quirks like putting ketchup on everything. Oh but you can watch all that violence on tv! Those tomatoes are ok are they! I also put my feet up at the dinner table. The Lazyboy dining chair. Doesn't that make sense to you? And why is the dining table so low? I stopped playing that choo choo game 20 years ago! Someone shut me up before this picture is worth 2000 words! Bedienungsanleitung! (that's like 2000 words wrapped into one!)

   Me. Look at how puffy my face looks! I feel like ordering myself to swallow the gobstopper already!

   Indi and me. (Indi and I?) We were rolling on the floor laughing after the first group photo "accidentally" eliminated me completely! Do you see how he's still headbutting me in this one!

   This is sweet eh?  (I have more headspace)

   This is Indi trying to fill in the rest of his head from the last picture. Did you ever see such a ham!

   Shutup. I like this picture. I'd like to see Helmut Newton do any better with such limited apparatus not to mention a tempermental model

   See. I'm getting better! Count it. One shoulder. Two shoulders!

   This is Tony, blank in thought. Portrait of man.

  Look at my severed head floating above Tony. I'm all about the special effects!

   The sideways effect.

   The blur effect.  (stop me if I'm overwhelming you with my artistry)

   The gratuitous sex effect. I'm too lazy to flip it. Besides you're supposed to be lying down for this sort of thing. Incidentally this was Tony's idea. Not that he noticed!

This is Tony noticing!  (I laughed at least 15 minutes over this one. Well he looks like the cat that swallowed the canary that swallowed the gobstopper!)

I believe this is Tony giving me a kiss but we don't have positive confirmation on that. You think I can smooch and snap pictures at the same time?! Do I look like a circus person!
 

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